Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Thought this was cute!!

How to Hug a Baby
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

4. The "paw slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to
achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Some new pictures of me

Hi every pup and girl girl,

I haven't posted too much lately but wanted to add some new pictures of me so everyone can see how big I'm getting. It's hard to believe I'm going to be 1 year old next month. Hope all is well with everydog and girl girl.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

What have I been up too?

Haroo everypup and girl girl,

As you all know we now have a fence around the yard. The humans built it 6 feet tall so I wouldn't escape but they forgot that I can dig. Since I never showed them my true digging qualities they thought it would take me a long time to dig out but I fooled them. I have not escaped once or twice but three times. I heard my dad say today that he is going to fill that area with concrete. Here are some pictures of my escape holes.
Pretty good huh!