How to Hug a Baby
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Haroo everypup and girl girl,
As you all know we now have a fence around the yard. The humans built it 6 feet tall so I wouldn't escape but they forgot that I can dig. Since I never showed them my true digging qualities they thought it would take me a long time to dig out but I fooled them. I have not escaped once or twice but three times. I heard my dad say today that he is going to fill that area with concrete. Here are some pictures of my escape holes.
Pretty good huh!